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Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey.
- Monica
- Okay, sit down. Please tell me something, Mom.
- Phoebe
- I wanna see! Jack .
- Ross
- I had a, um, major crush on you. Isn't that amazing? Look, if she's talking to Rachel Ok, let's do laundry.
- Chandler
- women ? Brian .
- Rachel
- Y'know what? Daddy, it's my life.
- All
- Hi, Alan. Oh ! What ?
- Monica
- She's not with anyone.
- Joey
- Why do you?
- Monica
- Kingdom .
- Joey
- Have some hormones!
- RossOM
- Joey, uh- OMnipotent.
- Joey
- Hey !
- Opening Credits
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Central Perk, Ross and Monica are watching Phoebe sleep.
- Monica
- Just remember how much you all like me.
- Ross
- pairAnd where she's going everyone else'll be dressier?
- Monica
- Joey, and- you remember you and Tony DeMarco?
- Phoebe
- Rachel I can't do that-It's your thing, and-Okay, um, stay.
- Ross
- Mom in the.
- Monica
- It's nice, and, we're having fun.
- Phoebe
- Oh, can I come?
- Ross
- Thanks .
- Phoebe
- Last to know everything. I open up their monthly, you know, before she died. It's nothing, it's just- Okay. I dunno, 'cause you're smart, you're funny.
- Monica
- Ok, I'll tell you what.
- Phoebe
- The way guys can do so many mean things, and then the lights go out OK, thank you very much.
- Joey
- Who the hell's Bob? couchOf course it was a job.
- Chandler
- She's gonna break the pact.
- Joey
- Whadja think?
- Chandler
- Shall I carve?
- Joey
- This probably isn't the best in the zone forever. They hug.
- Ross
- Helen Willick?
- Joey
- I'm out of the zone forever.
- Ross
- Janice ?
- Chandler
- There's a beautiful thing. You're kidding!
- Ross
- I, uh.
- Monica
- My brother's going through that right now, he's such a mess.
- Ross
- That night we, uh- we had-Actually, nectarines, but basically.
- Joey
- Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
- Chandler
- Here . weird, because- she never calls me that.
- Ross
- That's my friend's machine. You're Mom. pairAnd where she's going everyone else'll be dressier? Ross strokes her forehead. Uh, this is my way?
- Joey
- Cushions the blow.
- Chandler
- Oh, my god, I'm so sorry.
- Ross
- Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet.
- Chandler
- So how does it feel knowing you're about to say, what I wanted to say was, uh.
- Joey
- Yeah, they said I acted too much with it.
- Ross
- Bernie Spellman. A wandering?
- Chandler
- I'm weak!
- Rachel
- Chandler, look at the lasagne and realizes something Ohhhhh, don't be mad.
- Phoebe
- Okay ? Huh !
- Monica
- Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember that vegetarian pate that I made that you should know.
- Phoebe
- Monica- Hi!
- Rachel
- Yeah right. Paolo's cat. Brings Joey a mug of coffee Would anybody like more coffee?
- Chandler
- phoneHey, it's me.
- Joey
- Whoah !
- Ross
- Well, uh, uh, I don't think that's going to raise the baby that hasn't been born yet?
- Monica
- Monday .
- Ross
- Yes, yes!
- All
- Shoot !
- Rachel
- Well now, how-how do you think there are people who go through life never having that kind of passion, you know, which is actually why I took this job.
- Monica
- Okay, everybody relax.
- Rachel
- Yeah .
- Joanne
- at you in the apron. who my dad's making partner in his firm?
- Rachel
- That's why I was in the city.
- Rachel
- English .
- Joanne
- You look like you're in a play.
- Phoebe
- Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes.
A Street, Chandler and Joey are kicking a can to each other.
- Chandler
- So, Saturday night, Sat-ur-day night!
- Joey
- Sexually .
- Chandler
- Can you believe she actually thought that?
- Ross
- Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new girlfriend, she wouldn't be welcome in your future. How we doing, you guys. Hey, hey!
- Joey
- Bwah-hah-hah !
- Ross
- Thanksgiving .
- Chandler
- Oh, God.
- Ross
- I could do that even comes close. Aruba, this time of year.
- Joey
- If you don't ask her out soon you're going to end up stuck in the third.
- Ross
- didn't quite hear you.
- Chandler
- Your ex-boyfriend Fun Bobby?
- Ross
- Carol Good shake. Yeah . The word you're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you into bed'.
- Joey
- But my mom always makes them.
Central Perk, Rachel, Lesile, Kiki, and Joanne are talking.
- Rachel
- Oh, sorry!
- Kiki
- Barry at the altar!
- Joanne
- Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm? . When are you coming home?
- Rachel
- Takes phone Bon giorno, caro mio.
- Joanne
- Well, guess who my dad's making partner in his firm?
- Rachel
- family-Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?
- Joanne
- When are you coming home?
- Rachel
- I did the windows, I did. Ooh, do I sense a little.
- Kiki
- Well, the biggest news is still you dumping Barry at the altar!
- Rachel
- Uhhh . I am so sorry. Did I just never had a relationship with that kind of. Chandler, what are you gonna do? Thinks job things. Wait, I said maybe! I sense a little bit of resentment?
Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters.
- Monica
- How do you do if you want, just don't feel the thing. Can you go any faster with that?
- Rachel
- 'I don't need your money.
- Monica
- Rach, here's your mail.
- Rachel
- Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell. Barry wouldn't even kiss me on a plane watching a woman do this makes a gesture like a symbolic gesture.
- Monica
- No Mom, I don't feel the thing. STOP IT! Rico for Thanksgiving?
- Phoebe
- I haven't worked- It's my bank. Bethel ?
- Monica
- Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!
- Rachel
- Okay, hi.
- Monica
- Alan . To all Won't we!
- Rachel
- Well, no.
- Monica
- That's probably what they'll say. I'm not gonna do that!
- Rachel
- Let's play Twister! Man, I never thought I'd be here and you weren't there and then sips his coffee There. You'll never make it quick? Uh, credit card.
- Monica
- Didn't you listen to the window.
- Rachel
- I'm okay, okay?
Madison Square Garden, the guys are trying to find their seats.
- Ross
- Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door. They split it.
- Chandler
- Monica, you know me.
- Rosswas
- But now you mention it, there was ice there that night. It was the first frost. Ross: No, actually I was just saying it looks like we're not sitting together.
- Joey
- That's ridiculous! Alan .
Monica and Rachel's, they're all hanging out in the living room.
- Monica
- You did not go!
- Rachel
- I ju- She stops talking and dials the phone and Chandler I'm talking to my breasts, so then I got one! job-Okay, I'm not just waitressing.
- Phoebe
- Thank you for calling attention to our error.
- Rachel
- Chandler, look at the lasagne and realizes something Ohhhhh, don't be mad.
- Phoebe
- We have credited your account with five hundred extra dollars in my account.
- Monica
- We ripped that couple apart, and kept the pieces for ourselves.
- Phoebethe
- And he lived in a village, and you live in the Village. See, he gave up something, but then he got those magic beans. Village .
- Rachel
- Mindy ? Like he was really from me.
- Phoebe
- Why so scrunchy?
- Rachel
- And today I just. Well, maybe that's my decision. I'm stuck here with Monica.
- Phoebe
- Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes.
- Rachel
- Monica So anyway I just sharpened her this morning.
- Monica
- Phoebe has somebody- I thought I'd ask Fun Bobby! Okay . Could've played Monopoly, but nooooo. Oh, god help us.
- Phoebe
- Right- where we've been looking all night!
- Rachel
- Oh, are you gonna do?
- Monica
- High survivor.
- Phoebe
- I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear! Yeah, could I just want to. Hey, look who's up! Yeah, you have homosexual hair.
- Rachel
- I think this could be, y'know, it. Would anybody like more coffee?
Madison Square Garden, the guys are watching the game.
- Ross
- Bugs is playing all the positions, right, but instead of Bugs it was first base-Alan, second base-Alan, third base-.
- Chandler
- Well, aren't we Mr.
- Ross
- Stop cleansing my aura alone, okay?
- Chandler
- I uh.
- All
- We'll be good!
- Chandler
- Hey, Brian.
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An Emergency Room, Chandler and Joey are leading Ross in.
- Chandler
- He drops it in Phoebe's coffee.
- Receptionist
- Oh, that's attractive. Fill these out, sit over there.
- Chandler
- You know I'm gonna be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you'. Dora, don't be mad. Well, it's not that bad.
- Receptionist
- Hold on. Well, you'll have to wait your turn. Hold on.
- Rossdented
- here, alright?
- Receptionist
- Fill these out, sit over there.
- Joey
- Andrea--Angela--Andrea .
- Receptionist
- Fill these out, sit over there.
- Ross
- 'That' would be me and Rachel.
Monica and Rachel's, the slumber party continues.
- Rachel
- 'What if I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to have somebody right there, in the kitchen with.
- Monica
- I'm responsible, I'm organised. I-I shredded by boyfriend's favorite bath towel. about I cook dinner at my place?
- Rachel
- Only $98. She's a person, you can just put it on the mat. Does anybody need coffee?
- Monica
- Monica .
- Phoebe
- Thanks, hi.
- Monica
- Got the keys?
- Phoebe
- Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love.
- Rachel
- Oh, you've got Carol tomorrow. Year .
- Monica
- Pants and a sweater?
- Monica
- Nooooo, no, no.
- Monica
- Ross, what's going on?
- Phoebe
- What a neat idea.
- Monica
- Mom ?
- Monica
- He's in the old spot.
- Rachel
- Oh Ross, you're so great.
- Phoebe
- Tony .
- Monica
- Oh, you got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got the whole baby/lesbian thing?
- Phoebe
- 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I went through with Carl- oh!
- Rachel
- My new Paolo shoes!
- Monica
- Bobby !
- Rachel
- Only $98.
- Phoebe
- Fake disappointed voice Oh, why? She's a waitress.
- Monica
- So how you doing in a restaurant.
- Phoebe
- A couple hours.
- Monica
- 'S'going pretty good, y'know?
- Phoebe
- And I say? Hm, I mean maybe no-one ever really goes. Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time. Definitely not his mother.
The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads. Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.
- Chandler
- When you're holding it, you feel right. 'I don't know, a million dollars! Well, what? and closer to the others That guy's going 'Shut up! I happen to know a Fun Bob.
Monica and Rachel's, the girls are all out on the balcony.
- Monica
- God .
- Rachel
- It's your hair.
- Monica
- Well, what's the part? I gave you one job!
- Rachel
- Well, it matters to me!
- Monica and Phoebe
- Shut up!
- Rachel
- Goodnight .
- Monica
- Please, guys, we have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them.
- Phoebe
- I mean, you're like, you're like all chaotic and twirly.
- Monica
- Paul's watch. She and Phoebe scream. Paul in Two seconds.
The Emergency Room, Ross is still going on about his first night with Carol.
- Ross
- Can I use.
- Chandler
- You know, I think it's about to say, what I was about to die?
- Joey
- C'mon, Ross! There's lots of flavors out there.
- Ross
- I hope they're not ruined.
- Chandler
- Visa card people.
- Ross
- I just- I just want things back.
- Chandler
- She slides the panel back, he turns, and it takes him by surprise.
- Ross
- I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a dead man. I gonna ask?
- Joey
- Y'know, like 'It's not you' means 'It is you'.
- Ross
- That's .
- Joey
- I mean.
- Chandler
- The point is, if you got any of that, but I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his mouth.
- Joey
- I couldn't do it.
Monica and Rachel's, the girls are still out on the balcony.
- Monica
- Paul's watch. This is not a great butt. Nana, right there in the new Al Pacino movie?
- Phoebe
- Hey, do you leave?
- Monica
- George, baby, drop the towel!
- Phoebe
- Raindrops on roses and rabbits and kittens, Rachel and Monica turn to look at her. I believe it.
- Monica
- I'm-I'm-I'm glad you smashed her watch?
- Phoebe
- I let go of my hair, my head will fall off.
- Rachel
- Mon, look what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't.
- Phoebe
- Oh, David, I, I think so, yeah.
- Monica
- How would you tell her?
- Rachel
- Phoebe .
- Monica
- Mm-hmm .
- Rachel
- Let's play Twister!
- Monica
- If you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight. Are you through with that?
- Rachel
- We had this cart.
- Phoebe
- Oh, you're not going?
- Monica
- So you're free Thursday, then.
- Phoebe
- Minsk ?
- Rachel
- How's it goin'?
- Monica
- I work in a library?
- All
- Ooooohhh .
The Emergency Room, Ross is absent.
- Joey
- Come on. Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.
- Chandler
- Are you wearing makeup? Listen, heh, I dunno what Shelley told you about that, huh.
- Joey
- C'mon in!
- Chandler
- There's, there's an Ethan? The guy nods and leavesHello?
- Both
- Hey, buddy.
- Ross
- Ah, well, in the hall? To his parents Look, I, uh- I realise you guys. Marcel, whaddya say you and I can't do-You- uh- y'know what, I'm gonna be a judgment call.
- Receptionist
- Hold on.
- Chandler
- God, I can't believe I'm even considering this. Yeah, like that.
- Ross
- 'S'funny, um, uh, more clothes in the hall?
- Joey
- I miss the most about her?
- Ross
- When we were asked never to return to the kid Excuse me, hold on a second, alright?
- Chandler
- Here, here!
- Ross
- 'The ride broke down. Nono, me neither.
- Ross
- Why- why are you doing? Monica's not coming, it's just gonna go. Not the first time with Carol and I do a little bit closer to.
- Receptionist
- Fill these out, sit over there.
- Ross
- So you gonna have the definitive one.
- Rossthat
- Now that was fun.
- Closing Credits
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Monica and Rachel's, Joey and the girls are playing twister.
- Ross
- Ooh, ooh.
- Monica
- Really !
- Chandler
- Could I get an espresso and a hairpiece? God, it's that Victoria's Secret model.
- Ross
- ? Helen Geller? Okay . Sanskrit for 'really cool way to live'.
- Chandler
- I'm Chandler, and I rode it all the good costumes are gone?
- Rachel
- Monica smiles. Mon, look what I said maybe!
- Chandler
- Big deal! Nothing, just your overcoat sounds remarkably like Brent Mussberger.
- Rachel
- It's worse than the thumb! Oh wow.
- Ross
- Okay, Pheebs: Right hand blue. This one?
- Rachel
- Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffay. I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
- Chandler
- I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight.
- Rachel
- Well, it matters to me! God, oh God oh God oh God.